TFZP #232: Double-Edging Sword

Wobbly had an anniversary trip, where he did some time travel and used a double-edging sword to perform the reverse wobbly on a ladder. Do I need to say more? Yes? How More »

TFZP #231: What’s in Berz’ Fridge?

This podcast is (almost) entirely about what may or may not be in Berz’ fridge. I guess there’s books and games as well, but let’s focus on Berz’ fridge because that’s fun! More »

TFZP #230: I Think it’s Called a Moon Rainbow

2 of the 4 Zonkeys are back from vacation, and boy are their shins and knees beat up! Hear tales of Hawaii and lake adventures, ripped shorts, drunken walks home, doggie diarrhea, More »

TFZP #229: Clock Time with the Zonkeys

Do you want to enjoy several minutes of clock talk? I hope so, because you’re going to get to if you listen to this episode. There’s also talk of pinball, pellet grills More »

TFZP #228: Eating is Both Taste and Smell

There’s E3 news in this week’s’ podcast, but more importantly there’s discussion about the best types of apples (with and without salt), books, wifi trials and tribulations, painting skeletons, proper washing technique More »


TFZP #223: It’s called a Gandy Dancer

Draelor went to help the Blues lose, so Didj is here in his place. There’s surprisingly little gaming talk this week, but there’s plenty of the usual nonsense – questions from Reddit, lost Disney movies, books, audio books, VR (both plastic and cardboard) and more!

TFZP #222: Sittin’ in the Green Seats

Berz is back from vacation, so we get a recap of his snowboarding and pinball.  Wobbly talks a bit about tacos and labia (neither of those is quite what you think they are), and Draelor just tries to keep us from going too far off track with Meo missing (but Grok is filling in!).

TFZP #221: DonalD Duckin’ it

Allergies are a bitch, and staying in the hospital sucks. You know what doesn’t suck? NEW PINBALL MACHINE ANNOUNCEMENTS! OLD PINBALL MACHINE ADVENTURES! VIDEO GAMES! EGGS! All that stuff is great, but Meo has to muck up the podcast with talk about, uh, gym adventures. Also a mouse shows up at the end. WELCOME TO THE PODCAST!

TFZP #220: I Love Chewing on the Cheese Plug

Well, sorry about this one. Meo had computer problems, so he talked about computer problems. For a long time. To the point where you’ll probably just turn off the podcast. If you make it through that part, though – whoa buddy is there a humdinger of an episode in there. Video Games? Check! Pinball? Check! Frottage? DOUBLE CHECK! All that and more on this week’s episode!

TFZP #219: Draelor Should Be Editing This

2 degrees of Korn, Little Golden Books (but not the stupid Elmo one), coworking and slingers, mouse hunting, random Urban Dictionary entries, emails, throwing poop, singing about scrotums… I don’t even know how we crammed all the QUALITY CONTENT into one single episode, but we did all that and EVEN MORE. Also, Draelor should be editing this because he dropped names twice, but here I am doing it anyway. YOU’RE WELCOME DRAELOR.

Here’s an awesome performance you should watch:

TFZP #218: This Whole Podcast Should Be Quarantined

The Zonkeys have survived the weather and the plague, and we’re back to have lots of fun talking about weather and the plague, jobs, Muppets, doggie court, Dungeons & Dragons, pinball and video games! 

TFZP #217: Doggie Court

We’re missing Meo, but he’s missing all the fun! Didj is back and helping Wobbly prepare for his day in Dog Court. Berz won’t shut up about D&D, and the Super Bowl sucked. Plus a bit of nostalgia about pinball streaming, and remembering when Grok set the Volcano on fire…. ah, the good old days.

TFZP #216: Quivering Horse Parts

This is a very hard hitting episode of the podcast. We talk about important things like underwear choice, tattoos, responsible Reddit usage, holes, something about sounds, ring bologna and horse parts. Post Malone is bad music. September is a great song. That is all.

TFZP #215: Put the Gizzards in There

Who likes memes? Who likes Megan Fox’s thumbs? Who likes snow? Who likes scrotums on foreheads? We do! All that, some video games and even a little BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK OH GOD SEND HELP

TFZP #214: I Probably Screwed This Up

It’s been a while since I (Berz) was in charge of this process, so I probably screwed something up. But if it works, then we’ve got Didj filling in for Meo, a plethora of sad stories, and Berz and Draelor both playing games that Meo talked about already.