TFZP #169: Top Head Sphincter

The whole gang is here for this special holiday episode, including The Real Wobbly Chair! We put together a Flaming Zonkey starter kit (feel free to e-mail us other things to include!), More »

TFZP #168: Gronk is Right

Gronk is right. He’s absolutely right. I know it’s hard to believe, but it’s true. If Berz doesn’t take his advice, then Berz is wrong. Then again, Berz is always wrong. What More »

TFZP #167: Tangling Your Beards

We have yet another special guest star this week as we delve into topics like “food that doesn’t smell like food”, pizza, cookies, beer and ice cream. I guess we sorta talked More »

TFZP #166: Two Per Wear

We have a Wobbly!!  And it’s not just a costume, even if it is Halloween.  But we do have Jester doing his best Draelor costume, along with some Drinkenstein, Meo turning Japanese, More »

TFZP #165: Mipples

Mario has nipples. There was a murder on the Wrasslin’ show. Draelor hates fun and can’t spell. Didj makes that alarm noise. Berz does Berz things and provides STAR CRUNCHES OMG. BEST. More »


TFZP #159: Bah-Jay-Jay!

Hey everyone, it’s Bah-Jay-Jay day! Actually, we just made that up, but it’s worth repeating because it’s fun to say. Go ahead. Say it out loud in front of your co-workers. They won’t mind. I’ll wait.

Didj is the guest host this week while Wobbly is on hiatus, and we talk all sorts of stuff: Apple, judo, sleeping (and not sleeping),  setting pinball machines on fire, e-mails, video games and Lego. Oh, Didj makes that alarm sound that’s pretty good that Berz totally loves. Totally.

TFZP #158: That’s Not a Wyvern!


We’re still sans Wobbly, but Classicman steps up to the plate with an encyclopedic list of games he’s played. We also enjoy many, many wonderful authentic San Antonian treats, there’s e-mails about rasslin’, talk about Bloodborne, dragon teats, Legos and college scholarships and all the other various hi-jinx that you’d expect from another exciting episode of the Flaming Zonkey Podcast!

TFZP #157: Ye Olde Insult or Innuendo?


Are you in for a treat!!  JellyButtBaby stands in for the missing Wobbly this week, bringing along ketchup chips, a mid-life crisis, and iphone games.  And top it off with a new game of “Insult or Innuendo”, a Bloodborne update, impressions of the consumer Oculus Rift, and discussing the finer points of heraldry and it’s revelations about Game of Thrones!

TFZP #156: Berz Made Ice Cream!


An eclipse happened, and we were in the totality. It was incredible. Everything else we had to say this week is insignificant compared to that. Also, Wobbly got a Rift, Draelor is still Bloodborning, Meo finished Persona 5 and Berz made ice cream. All in all, a pretty good week!

TFZP #155: You Gotta Suck ‘Em


This week, Meo’s car saga comes to a conclusion, Wobbly and Berz (and Didj and GRONK) go for another long car ride or two, there’s lots of pinball talk, some JRPG talk, plenty of snacks, Draelor conquers a boss in Bloodborne and we have a BIG DICK PARTY!

TFZP #154: Brownshirt Wilson


I have been notified (by an e-mail read on this very episode) that there is at least one person that reads these descriptions. This makes me nervous, because now I will inevitably screw it up somehow. Will it be a spelling error? Grammar? Will I simply make no sense at all? ALL OF THE ABOVE?!?!?! It’s really too much pressure. I think I’m going to go cry in a corner somewhere. Enjoy this episode, wherein we talk about stuff right before I realize I have to write this all by myself and turn into a puddle of goo.

TFZP #153: Trouphopto


I used a stinger from within the middle of the audio this week, and I may have totally screwed up the audio. I’m going to go ahead and assume that it worked though, because I need to go to the gym. I don’t think anyone reads these. If you do, send an e-mail to!

TFZP #152: Wherein We Fail To Be Family Friendly


This is the week of PINBURGH! 3 of 4 Zonkeys are going, and we barely talk about it at all! What *do* we talk about, you ask? How about beds and TVs? How about the Beastie Boys? How about video games and how great they can look on TVs? How about Playstation Now and not *not* great it is? Boobs and flashlights, bidets, video games, cheeseburgers, dreams, snacks… the fun LITERALLY NEVER ENDS FOR ALMOST TWO HOURS!

TFZP #151: Bearded Head Clam


Wendy Williams. Kelly Ripa. Headcrabs. Phyllis from HR. Smoked Meat. Endurance Tickling. Justin Trudeau. All of these things are mentioned during this episode. Surely this doesn’t surprise you by now, right?

TFZP #150: Welllllllllllll…..


The whole gang is back from the week break, and speaking of breaks, Berz might have broken his foot! Also, the whole crew played a bunch of games and we actually talk about them this time? Don’t worry though, there’s still plenty of talk of dongs and snacks, car shopping and the molestation of pinball machines and even a little wrestling because Meo showed up. All in all, it’s another exciting episode of The Flaming Zonkey Podcast!