TFZP #172: Palms and Soles

COOKIES! WE HAVE COOKIES! WE EAT THE COOKIES! ON MIC! YOU WILL LOVE THE SOUND OF THESE DELICIOUS COOKIES! We also talk about putting our stuff on things, ownership laws, and hobbies, More »

TFZP #171: Baggie Cuts on They Butts

Berz took notes (as he always does) and they start with “Permanently in nightshift” and “Meo’s glasses bitching“. Yep, that’s pretty much how it starts. And then there’s lots of talk of More »

TFZP #170: Not the Planned Title

I got new glasses today. They’re my first pair of glasses ever, and they’re progressive lenses. My brain is having a very hard time dealing with this and I have a bit More »

TFZP #169: Top Head Sphincter

The whole gang is here for this special holiday episode, including The Real Wobbly Chair! We put together a Flaming Zonkey starter kit (feel free to e-mail us other things to include!), More »

TFZP #168: Gronk is Right

Gronk is right. He’s absolutely right. I know it’s hard to believe, but it’s true. If Berz doesn’t take his advice, then Berz is wrong. Then again, Berz is always wrong. What More »

 

TFZP #172: Palms and Soles

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COOKIES! WE HAVE COOKIES! WE EAT THE COOKIES! ON MIC! YOU WILL LOVE THE SOUND OF THESE DELICIOUS COOKIES! We also talk about putting our stuff on things, ownership laws, and hobbies, take an e-mail about cars (because we’re car experts) and then talk about some video games or something. Oh, and Berz is probably buying another pinball because WHY NOT!

TFZP #171: Baggie Cuts on They Butts

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Berz took notes (as he always does) and they start with “Permanently in nightshift” and “Meo’s glasses bitching“. Yep, that’s pretty much how it starts. And then there’s lots of talk of butts and penises. I’d say more than usual even, so if you’re like me, you’ll absolutely LOVE this episode! Oh, Horizon Zero Dawn is really good. Aaaaaannnnnddddd, JellyButtBaby is our special guest this week, and she’s awesome as usual. Seriously – penises, butts and JellyButtBaby. We’re the podcastest with the mostest or something.

TFZP #170: Not the Planned Title

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I got new glasses today. They’re my first pair of glasses ever, and they’re progressive lenses. My brain is having a very hard time dealing with this and I have a bit of a headache. I’m feeling nice, so I didn’t used the planned title (you’ll hear it during the episode). Everyone is cool. I love you all. Please give me Eggnog!

TFZP #169: Top Head Sphincter

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The whole gang is here for this special holiday episode, including The Real Wobbly Chair! We put together a Flaming Zonkey starter kit (feel free to e-mail us other things to include!), invent a new type of penis, think forward to the singularity, realize that two sock puppets reached the singularity before humans, think about alternate ways to breathe, play some video games and drink heavily. Also, Wobbly is cooking a whole thanksgiving meal just so he can have leftovers. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

TFZP #168: Gronk is Right

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Gronk is right. He’s absolutely right. I know it’s hard to believe, but it’s true. If Berz doesn’t take his advice, then Berz is wrong. Then again, Berz is always wrong. What if he *does* take Gronk’s advice? Would he be right and wrong at the same time? Is that even possible? Maybe you shouldn’t listen to this episode, it might cause the end of the world. Also, video games!

TFZP #167: Tangling Your Beards

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We have yet another special guest star this week as we delve into topics like “food that doesn’t smell like food”, pizza, cookies, beer and ice cream. I guess we sorta talked a lot about food. Also Wendy Williams. And I guess there’s some video games or something, but mostly food. EAT THE FOOD!

TFZP #166: Two Per Wear

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We have a Wobbly!!  And it’s not just a costume, even if it is Halloween.  But we do have Jester doing his best Draelor costume, along with some Drinkenstein, Meo turning Japanese, a Beaver — and everyone playing Mario!!  (and some other games too, but MARIO!!)

TFZP #165: Mipples

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Mario has nipples. There was a murder on the Wrasslin’ show. Draelor hates fun and can’t spell. Didj makes that alarm noise. Berz does Berz things and provides STAR CRUNCHES OMG. BEST. DAY. EVER!

TFZP #164: Brown Note

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That’s right, this podcast is full of….  stuff!  Including ALMOST having Jellybutt guest host (but we have GRONK which is almost as good!), a variety of dog stories (for no particular reason), a couple of emails — and some new previously undiscussed (on this podcast) games again!  Including the just recently announce Pirates pinball machine, Deceit, Space Beast Terror Fright, and Warframe.  And we also learn not to talk about animals on the podcast anymore, as it’s a curse…

TFZP #163: This Podcast Isn’t Late… YOU’RE LATE!

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Stuff happened and I sort of forgot to do the podcast yesterday. Feel free to send e-mails about how much of a monster I am!