Category Archives: Flaming Zonkey Podcast

TFZP #169: Top Head Sphincter


The whole gang is here for this special holiday episode, including The Real Wobbly Chair! We put together a Flaming Zonkey starter kit (feel free to e-mail us other things to include!), invent a new type of penis, think forward to the singularity, realize that two sock puppets reached the singularity before humans, think about alternate ways to breathe, play some video games and drink heavily. Also, Wobbly is cooking a whole thanksgiving meal just so he can have leftovers. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

TFZP #168: Gronk is Right


Gronk is right. He’s absolutely right. I know it’s hard to believe, but it’s true. If Berz doesn’t take his advice, then Berz is wrong. Then again, Berz is always wrong. What if he *does* take Gronk’s advice? Would he be right and wrong at the same time? Is that even possible? Maybe you shouldn’t listen to this episode, it might cause the end of the world. Also, video games!

TFZP #167: Tangling Your Beards


We have yet another special guest star this week as we delve into topics like “food that doesn’t smell like food”, pizza, cookies, beer and ice cream. I guess we sorta talked a lot about food. Also Wendy Williams. And I guess there’s some video games or something, but mostly food. EAT THE FOOD!

TFZP #166: Two Per Wear


We have a Wobbly!!  And it’s not just a costume, even if it is Halloween.  But we do have Jester doing his best Draelor costume, along with some Drinkenstein, Meo turning Japanese, a Beaver — and everyone playing Mario!!  (and some other games too, but MARIO!!)

TFZP #165: Mipples


Mario has nipples. There was a murder on the Wrasslin’ show. Draelor hates fun and can’t spell. Didj makes that alarm noise. Berz does Berz things and provides STAR CRUNCHES OMG. BEST. DAY. EVER!

TFZP #164: Brown Note


That’s right, this podcast is full of….  stuff!  Including ALMOST having Jellybutt guest host (but we have GRONK which is almost as good!), a variety of dog stories (for no particular reason), a couple of emails — and some new previously undiscussed (on this podcast) games again!  Including the just recently announce Pirates pinball machine, Deceit, Space Beast Terror Fright, and Warframe.  And we also learn not to talk about animals on the podcast anymore, as it’s a curse…

TFZP #163: This Podcast Isn’t Late… YOU’RE LATE!


Stuff happened and I sort of forgot to do the podcast yesterday. Feel free to send e-mails about how much of a monster I am!

TFZP #162: Give Me to Beaver Liberty


Do you guys remember A Current Affair? We remember it, so we talk about it some during this episode.This episode is otherwise dedicated 100% to a discussion of Wendy Williams. That’s it. Nothing else. No Games. No Music. No Wrasslin’. Just Wendy. Enjoy!

TFZP #161: Close Those Browser Tabs!


GRONK is back in the saddle this week, LOVES Fallout 4, and is apparently pretty good and pinball. Berz has been busy with Samus, Draelor has been not so busy with Bloodborne, and Meo has been there and back and again with Yoko Taro. In other news, iPhones are bad, Twitter is bad, Reddit is probably bad, but THIS PODCAST IS GREAT! ENJOY IT! I DEMAND IT!

TFZP #160: Movie Night


The revolving door of hosts continues with Grok (aka GRONK) filling in this week, and Didj gets to make another appearance with the absence of Meo, but we won’t let that slow us down (much)!  We continue the email pinball choose your own adventure with Murfburffle, continually get sidetracked talking about movies and tv shows (instead of our normal sidetracks into more random topics).  We also spent a surprising amount of time talking about sports (much to Didj’s chagrine).  And hey, let’s not forget about games!  Including GeoGuessr, Fortnite, Portal, and Splatoon 2!