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TFZP #178: The Zelda Thong

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Well, we survived the great ice storm that wasn’t, so we’re back this week with an episode that has a giant reveal: GRONK IS A CYBORG! Meo is dying of radon, (almost) all of us eat some seaweed, everyone played a game or two, Didj bought in (even more) to the Apple ecosystem, and we got some e-mails! There’s pictures of sausages in some of them! We imagine ourselves as D&D characters, and Berz is going to wear a thong on his head. Yep, we’re back!

TFZP #177: Sausages? Sausages!

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Monster Hunter is out, Berz went to Chicago with Wobbly, Gronk is riding the guest seat again and Draelor went to look at awesome cars. This week’s episode is great, especially the e-mail section. OH WAIT NO EMAILS CAME AT ALL SO NOW I AM SAD AND WILL POUT IN THE CORNER. Actually, we are going with positive re-enforcement – there’s an E-Mail contest for next week. So listen in and get those fingers ready, because it’s… SAUSAGE TIME!

TFZP #176: Getting Under Blankets With Girls

I’m editing this podcast on a machine that could be mining GARLICOINS. That’s how much I love you listeners. I’m literally giving up fake digital currency so you can listen to this week’s nonsense. What kind of nonsense? How about Ring doorbells? No? What about CRYPTOCURRENCY? Still nothing? Ok, how about Momo the Monster? Ah… now I’ve got your attention. There’s also wrestling, video games, knife fights with pinballs and a bunch of other stuff. So much content, and it’s ALL FOR YOU!

TFZP #175: Could’ve Been Shanked

Meorrow is here with tales from NOLA, Berz is here to praise the healthcare system, Gronk is here to talk about pinball and cows with windows, and Didj is here to make that alarm sound that Meo loves. It’s a 50/50 split of founders and newcomers, but this episode is 100% full of the usual nonsense you’ve come to expect: battery acid, stomach acid, beer, cryptozoological legends and video games. Oh, we also talk about the latest rage – eating Tide pods!

TFZP #174: The One With All The E-Mails!!!

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There are 12 e-mails in this episode. This makes me SO HAPPY I COULD PEE! Also in this episode, we talk about how the flu season has touched our lives, how Berz touches other stuff, pinball parties, video games and even the one and only MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE! OOOOHHHH YEEEAAAAAAH!

TFZP #173: Tomatoes, Fresh from the Garden

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This week’s episode starts off with a rousing rendition of Dominick the Christmas Donkey. I probably don’t need to type anything else, because that’s enough to make you want to listen already. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!!! We also talk about penises! Putting sandwiches in butts! Pinball! Horizon: Zero Dawn! Axe Murderers! Christmas! Al Snow! Another thing here! One last thing here!

TFZP #172: Palms and Soles

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COOKIES! WE HAVE COOKIES! WE EAT THE COOKIES! ON MIC! YOU WILL LOVE THE SOUND OF THESE DELICIOUS COOKIES! We also talk about putting our stuff on things, ownership laws, and hobbies, take an e-mail about cars (because we’re car experts) and then talk about some video games or something. Oh, and Berz is probably buying another pinball because WHY NOT!

TFZP #171: Baggie Cuts on They Butts

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Berz took notes (as he always does) and they start with “Permanently in nightshift” and “Meo’s glasses bitching“. Yep, that’s pretty much how it starts. And then there’s lots of talk of butts and penises. I’d say more than usual even, so if you’re like me, you’ll absolutely LOVE this episode! Oh, Horizon Zero Dawn is really good. Aaaaaannnnnddddd, JellyButtBaby is our special guest this week, and she’s awesome as usual. Seriously – penises, butts and JellyButtBaby. We’re the podcastest with the mostest or something.

TFZP #170: Not the Planned Title

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I got new glasses today. They’re my first pair of glasses ever, and they’re progressive lenses. My brain is having a very hard time dealing with this and I have a bit of a headache. I’m feeling nice, so I didn’t used the planned title (you’ll hear it during the episode). Everyone is cool. I love you all. Please give me Eggnog!

TFZP #169: Top Head Sphincter

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The whole gang is here for this special holiday episode, including The Real Wobbly Chair! We put together a Flaming Zonkey starter kit (feel free to e-mail us other things to include!), invent a new type of penis, think forward to the singularity, realize that two sock puppets reached the singularity before humans, think about alternate ways to breathe, play some video games and drink heavily. Also, Wobbly is cooking a whole thanksgiving meal just so he can have leftovers. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!